My Mind Meanders through Meadows of Meaninglessness

Still awaiting a new power supply for my broken computer… Thank goodness for the laptop…

In the meantime, I’ve been trying to occupy my overactive mind with other things, such as cleaning my apartment. Not that doing so has been a great success. Instead, I’ve simply managed to move a mess from one location to another. Perhaps I should start throwing away things I don’t use or need any longer. Like that cold fusion reactor my cat built out of my hot water heater. I don’t need that.

Strangely, my lack of access to online games such as the aforementioned Vendetta Online and World of Warcraft has not driven me completely insane, nor has it caused me to descend into internet withdrawal as I suspected it would. Instead, I find myself attempting to do things that I would not normally do were I immersed in battle with bloodthirsty enemies.

For one, I’ve calculated my Schwarzchild Radius to some degree of accuracy. The number I came up with is 1.41851296900185761674761457142002 x 10-30 cubic meters. This is actually a very small number. To put it in perspective, the radius of a helium atom (He) is 1×10-12 m. The radius of a proton is about 1×10-15. The radius of an electron (if indeed an electron has a radius, as it is thought to lack a substructure) is 10-22m…

This means, that in order for my mass (which is approximately 100kg), to achieve the radius necessary to become a black hole, I would have to shrink to 1.4 (yada yada yada) x10-30 m in diameter. This is much, much smaller than an electron, and indeed, smaller than most subatomic particles.

I say most subatomic particles, because I am not a physicist, and thus I don’t know for certain. There may, indeed be subatomic particles which are far smaller than this, but I can’t find any. At least, not lying around my apartment. They’re most likely elsewhere, such as in the core of the Large Hadron Collider at CERN. Where they make antimatter.

So yeah. They’re bad-ass.

Gotta go. My job needs me.